Last night, after what was, to me, a more than satisfactory performance on his part, my boyfriend started asking me how he compared to the other men I’ve been with. Now normally I wouldn’t entertain such questions, but I decided to answer him anyway since I wanted to see just how insecure he’d get. Sure enough, after telling him about the exes and how hung they all were, things got awful quiet.

It didn’t bother me until I caught him popping some pills one morning. He nervously told me they were just vitamins – but he was never a good liar. He finally confessed that he read some Enzyte reviews and decided to try them. Apparently Enzyte is a natural supplement engineered for ‘male enhancement’. I didn’t bother asking what exactly it ‘enhanced’, because I figured I’d find out during the next few nights. Guys, take note, it takes alot more than a big shaft to take a girl to heaven so get over it – although it certainly does help, and I secretly hope Enzyte works.